It is hairsplitting bullshit and you’re reading a whole lot into a common phrase.

Personally, I like that he holds that mic like it’s his Elk Lodge brother’s dick.

Unless he preemptively put cameras in Myeshia Johnson’s automobile anticipating this incident, they is no possible way he has any proof...

High beam? That’s barely a fog light

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Pence always looks like Trump’s malfunctioning sexbot.

It’s just too bad Jimmy John is such a piece of shit garbage person, though.

If you want Trump to do anything you gotta Inception that idea.

Buys cars sight unseen.

Man, right? Even Shaq would be embarrassed of that free-throw form.

I’ve been boycotting it all season, but because, like cord cutting, I choose not to have it in my life. They’ve basically fucked over too many players, women, cities, etc to the point I’m just not interested in giving them my attention. I think that it is not an uncommon trend, as people start to feel that that cannot…

To be fair the odds of that ship colliding with another US Navy ship in the middle of the ocean are pretty high, so maybe it’s for the best.

Is there a button for the pod bay doors?

I still hold out hope some of them will be in jail and unable to influence the outcome.

There’s more of us than you think

There will need to be a paper bag in use at least...

Prophets of Rage/Rage Against the Machine and System of A Down been in heavy rotation for about a year now. Rocking out like it’s 2005 all over again.

Yet more evidence that Satan is the protagonist of the bible. Not only did Satan bring consciousness to humanity, he also refrains from mass murder: the only people Satan killed in the bible were Job’s family and that was done at the request of God in order to prove a bet. God on the other hand regularly murders out…

They engage in risky behavior because they don’t know how anything works thanks to the politicians’ meddling into their education.