I’ll do my best not to drive over people, but yeah I’m not going to sit there while a mob trashes my car just because I’m afraid of what some blog might say.

If a crowd of people surrounds my car and starts hitting it, I’m getting the hell out of there. I can’t be the only person who feels this way.

You called?

Texas Liberal here. We are trying, but damn, Texas is a huge fucking state, and even with our big liberal cities, it is ripe for some very creative district maps where wide expanses of sparsely populated regions full of bible-thumping self-righteous conservatives can turn out in significant numbers. and vote…

Hair-triggered you might say?

Why are you still employed?

Interesting. Maybe roughly seeing yourself as how you would look if you were born elsewhere will help people connect a bit better and overcome the stark differences that we visually interpret and apply as race. In this new global world we certainly need something to fool the brain’s evolved tribalistic penchant for…

Pictured: the actual briefing.

Enjoy bankruptcy, fools. Discriminating against and alienating half the potential customers is not a workable business plan, no matter how much real or virtual ink you generate with these stunts.

You don’t book your wedding at a Trump property unless you’re hoping that fat Nazi shows up to congratulate you.

I would have gone with “Trump Supporters Continue To Be The Norm At Violent Rallies”, but po-tay-to, po-tah-to…

Is anyone else sick and tired of hearing what West Fucking Virginia wants? We can’t expect to stick behind in the 20th century because some fucking goober named Billy Ray dicked around in high school, thinking that the mine would always be there. These people think they are America’s Best; they are America’s Lowest.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

The first Golf War

Or- and I’m just putting this out there- the story may have drawn down the scope of the battle to following three individual small stories, and didn’t include every single thing happening during the battle. I’ll note that while there were not Sikhs or such shown in the movie, there also weren’t any German soldiers…

I’m having a hard time figuring out why that mural in Santa Barbara is particularly offensive and to whom it is offensive. Mostly, it is the use of “most” that I think gets them off the hook. It isn’t saying that the other tribes weren’t enlightened, or that any of them were less enlightened than the white men. It is…

To be fair to mayflies they get a lot more done in a day.

In other news, Dimentiabone is my new band name.

Hey man....don’t bring the stooges into this.

Why don’t they just rename fox news “WHOPPERS” White house official presidential propaganda excrement recycling service?