because they refuse to pay them?

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

fart every time you leave your desk.

Tires keep on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Ending my future
Tires keep on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Ending my future

I want to fly like an Enzo
Into the ravine
Fly like an Enzo
Let the 100 proof spirits carry me
I want to fly like an Enzo
Till I’m tipsy
Oh, Lord, I’m going through the windshield

Owner of pizza place:

Either that or his immediate thought was “Damn it! Maybe the next one will get me”

With how miniscule the market is, YOY growth is not really a good metric yet. The market has too few players and has not established itself yet. Here’s to hoping, though.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

DONALD TRUMP 1946-2017

it just means he is smarter than the 46% of idiots that voted for him. Which isn’t saying much.

Honestly, why is everybody so afraid of the idea of background checks? Lots of people like to compare cars to guns, illustrating the level of responsibility that comes with owning a device that is easily capable of killing people. I’m a gun owner who believes in the second amendment, and I see no problem with…

Pretty sure all of these were Jezebel staff members who were texting while driving.

Or an organ Donner.

Lazy engineers. Subarus still have huge windows and tops in safety ratings.

Toonces look out!

Write doesn’t feel like the correct word here. Scrawl, maybe?

Just a normal functioning human being, that’s all. Not so easy to find these days.

i would accelerate and just GTFO...