“I’ll let you know when I’m about to cum...”

+1 for “Sea Mexicans”

Uh oh. Better school the anchor on his use of the phrase “tax dollars”!!!

I just wish there was a show for women like that.

ding ding ding ... at least Obama actively worked on legislation with senators to get things done (or try at least). Trump seems to be the delegator in chief, and just thinks since he is the CEO, he has underlings that will do everything for him.

i’d love to see that too, but then you have to factor in the cost to tax payers for his secret service detail... worth it?

Pro-tip: Don’t try to use these on your drive wheels on a slick garage floor (unless you want to end up running over one, damn you limited slip, and completely jacking up your side skirts)

Pro-tip: Don’t try to use these on your drive wheels on a slick garage floor (unless you want to end up running over…

I’m actually somewhat surprised you didn’t mention (and decry) the fact that the writer is a white woman.....

Yeah, but I doubt he’d be saying “stupid sexy TRUMP”...

For the company unoriginally named after actual bodegas to position convenience as something that allows those who benefit from whiteness—including “acceptable” brown folks (I see you, Rajan)— to not have to interact with immigrants and people of color to get a pack of rolling papers or Cheetos or whatever is racist…

Yep, 15 years on a moto taught me this.

yeah, he “accidentally” drove into the water... dumbass

Likely a hillbilly badge of honor.

Girl needs more than a few cheeseburgers. How about a gravy IV drip?

Was that clip official from the White House? It seems like they added some crowd noise in there, probably just for *45

this guy? now thats a prison pussy if i’ve ever seen one.

so because my area is fraught with construction, and a random rock gets kicked up at me on the highway (and it would cost the deductible, not to mention an insurance claim to get it fixed) that makes me a bad driver?

this.. sorry if i hit you, i’m not trying to inflict harm, but you’re blocking the god damn road.

All the stars!