I both hate you and love you for writing that.

Yes I could of screamed when I read that. It literally made my skin crawl. For all intensive purposes, it’s annoying.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Post Baby!

Back it up.

That song by the Beatles - “It’s Getting Better” always used to piss me off. When I was growing up, the Beatles were held up as the quintessential ‘cool band’ and the prime example of good music that everyone loved. Being a teenager listening to his music and then discovering this B-side about how he used to “beat…

I can barely get dressed most days without wanting to lay on my bed in between putting on my underwear and pants - so this would be a personal hell for me.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Right? I feel so much second hand embarrassment looking at those pictures.

oh my god the third one. Even when he’s doing staged pap shots he’s trying too hard.

I don’t care if everyone hates this gif, it’s still fucking apt as hell.

If you’re trying to tell me Pen 15 is not a real club I’m going to be upset.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

So... how many lampreys is too many? Asking for a friend.