I feel like this buries the best part of the beef, where a Drumpf supporter called John Legend uneducated (because of course) and he responded, “actually the Donald and I graduated from the same university”. Daaaaaamn. You couldn’t plan for a more perfect burn.

I think nobody has said NO to her in a while.

Wait - there are dildos you *can* give to Goodwill?

But more importantly, how good a football player was he in college?

Context:

Chyro?

I actually sort of buy their excuse for the “rape” search but that doesn’t explain the results for “assaulted.” No one is named “Johnassaulted Smith” or something.

Bake em away toys.

Well I mean, babies aren’t supposed to be driving cars.

OK. I don’t have kids and maybe all of you will tell me that’s a good thing, but come on with shaming X-tina’s husband for driving an extremely short distance with a baby on his lap. Seriously, my eyes have rolled out of my head and across the floor and are covered in dust and hair. Thanks a lot!

Ditto what everyone else has said but more recently in Psych as Pierre Despereaux.

You don’t know who Cary Elwes is?

I’m just amazed you got them to shut the fuck up. kudos.

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have …

what’s missing from most movies or shows is that the roles are not played by tim curry.

Hmm...this made me realize that what was missing from “Dexter” was that the role of Dexter was not played by Tim Curry.

get skinny and stay skinny the natural way, folks. with a crippling nicotine addiction! enjoy this matching virginia slim outfit to wear when you accidentally cough up a piece of your lung

This is also the End Times. I mean, this is a catalogue clothing company and they can’t donate money to the UN Women’s Fund for Women’s Equality because it causes moral outrage. In 2016.

EVERY Time. I was super excited that Allison Brie was in “Room” and then realized wrong Brie. And then I wanted brie with apricot preserves on French bread.

Anyone else think Alison Brie Larsen any time either are mentioned?