This is what I see:

Why a "[sic]" for "pores" there? That's the correct usage.

Mark, this was by far one of the funniest Dirt Bags ever. I read it out loud to my boyfriend, but basically couldn't speak first sentences by the time I got to field mice.

who among us hasn't taken a 5 second standing up nap on top of a bar in the middle of a rave

Color of your skin, color of your eyes

The one point where I don't agree with the author is his argument that race has anything to do with why Serena makes less in endorsements/sponsorship than Sharapova. Sharapova makes that much money in sponsorship because she's hot. Same as Kurnikova, except Kurnikova was an even worse player.

0/10 for trolling, needs even moar spelling errors.

"America has some of the best abortion resources in the entire world. "

Davis Aurini, is that you??

Darn. I thought you meant recently lol sorry for the panic.

Well, here is something you absolutely must see: Via Gothamist, pictures of Lauren Bacall's apartment at the Dakota, as it was decorated during her life. It looks like Anthropologie just 100% ripped off her home decorating schtick. That yellow wallpaper!

That's because you're not a raging psychopath, dear.

I guess cell phones aren't the only thing Chris Brown steals.

Another pro-lifer GOP type who values life right up till birth.

Look, I found an unretouched picture of Lindsey Graham

At 18, I would have been like "FUCK YOU!" and run off crying eating cheetos.

I did. and metallic stretch pants. and a gold cape! and glasses! and lots of makeup. I did a lot of high kicks.