BUT WHERE IS THE ACID GREEN VW BUG?! WHO GETS THAT I ASK YOU

It’s being too symmetrical or something

“good spirits” must mean one of these; http://www.divinecaroline.com/life-etc/home-….. Although, a FourLoko would be a step up at this point

Just came here to say “DUH!!!”

I’ll give you a ghost realtor:

How is this even possible? My account was frozen within 12 hrs of renaming myself Tri Sarah Tops because someone had reported me as hacked. WTF FACEBOOK

Love Sam Greenberg. What a fascinating life! I would be freaking terrified of Bey saying “stop it” to me tho.

I don’t get this stupid app either. Is this me officially being an old?

I don’t know why, but I read that as purse out of his penis

sorry for giganticism

I can’t do this because I have T-Rex arms.

Oh My God They’re Back Againnnnn

more importantly, how do they poop

I like when Eunice moonwalks backwards up to Amanda Bynes. Sorry this is the only clip I could find with while eating this sandwich:

I have been saying it’s a conspiracy for years but I still add them when called for like a complacent drone.