Good luck taking your contact lenses or tampon out with those!

" I'm sorry — I cannot write the word "Megyn" one more time unless I agree to give up my college degree" - Thank you. I was having a hard time reading through in general because her name is so bloody annoying. But very fitting as it turns out...

Now THAT, young Miley, is how you do tongue:

Recently I've been bombarded with articles and film shorts that say there is quite a decline in sex and sex for procreation in Japan as a whole. Almost as if it's gone out of fashion for the tail-end of the Y-Gen and now the Millenials. This literature points to evidence that sex is becoming more of a manufactured…

Ermergerd I have not heard of this! I wish I could google that right now but I assume NSFW haha

This makes me vair, vair pleased. It was such a great show in the 90's and really taught me everything I did and did NOT want to know about fetishes and sex. I think a segment on sex in Japan (or lack thereof) would be fascinating...

A part of me just wishes Xtina would rock some au-naturel hair once in a while. Yes I get the blonde-bombshell schtick but that chica is so pretty and she comes off looking so over-processed. Surprise me girl, break outta that Monroe-wannabe mold once in a while!

A part of me just wishes Xtina would rock some au-naturel hair once in a while. Yes I get the blonde-bombshell schtick but that chica is so pretty and she comes off looking so over-processed. Surprise me girl, break outta that Monroe-wannabe mold once in a while!

My App dating experience has been seriously enhanced by my profile pic. It's my dog's butt with sunglasses on. Most of the dudes that respond probs did a double-take and wanted to know more, I seem to only have specialized greetings from them...So basically what I'm saying is dog butts for all!