OH BOY. I'm glad that turned out to be a joke.

If it's not broken, why strap a giant rocket and a gatling gun to it?

The beginning sounds like David Hayter where Geralt says "M for Mature."

IS THAT DAVID HAYTER IN THERE? YOU'RE ONLY ROLE IS SOLID SNAKE AND CAPTAIN AMERICA. NO ONE ELSE.

Oh, yeah. I know. I was just saying why this is on a video game site, because Francis wanted to know.

He played a game, she played a game, they fucked because of a game.

Lady Gaga not so much, but Nicki Minaj? Everything on her is fake, plus she's a poser. :c

AION would like to argue, but I dislike it. :c

I love Meagan Marie. Dat face

It's free.

That, and I run around in a shirt that says 100% Nigga, and I drive the A-Team van.

APB does. While per se it's not your game over message, they let you make a song, or a little tune that plays when you kill/arrest someone. When I kill someone or arrest them it plays Beethoven's 5th.

Graphics aren't that great anymore. TERA has pretty spectacular graphics, and attention to detail. It's not often in an MMO that you see hands and fingers and toes actually move.

LOL. Crysis Man. I love you.

Just to reply to the first comment about who was btiching. "Terrible article. Why the fuck would you post an article like this on a video game site. How badly do you want to troll the fuck out of the users? #respectlost"

wat

They reported on the Game of Thrones multiple times, it's getting a video game adaptation but that's started as a book, then a show, then a game. So, yes, they are reporting on things about a fantasy setting.

The first one was to discover your father's past legacy. What was he trying to do with all that machinery in the first place? At the end of the first game you terraform the planet and it becomes habitable because there's jungles, deserts, all sorts of stuff now.

That's about it. It had little replay value. I never touched the MP. The guys at gamestop were like "hurrdurr that game is broken. You guys won't have fun." Me and my friend sat down for about five hours after getting home just playing over live.

Good for you. Why are you complaining?