You’ll always have Dolores Umbridge:

Firm grip, two pumps, release.

It makes Ivanka uncomfortable.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump

Ugh. This is clearly such an attempt at “asserting dominance” that it makes me want to fucking barf. The only people who ever believe in that whole “alpha-male” bullshit are either used car salesmen or frat boys who are trying to rape you.

One of my best friends is Russian (she came as a refugee), and has a big network of other Russian jews and says the vast majority of them are Republicans,  Trump supporters, and pretty much okay with the Muslim ban, and a lot of his other policies. She’s explained the basis of their mentality to me but it still blows…

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

No shit, Sherlocks. I just wish the entire fucking country didn’t have to learn the hard, irreversible damage way because you routinely blotted out ALL THE FACTS.

Call your congressmen. Call them frequently. PUT THEM UNDER PRESSURE. Make them understand you are not happy.

You found my drapes from 1987. Look what they did to my beloved portiers!

This is what Trump does—utilizes you for whatever purpose benefits him and, when he’s finished with you, he just discards you and leaves you a dried, shriveled husk of a person. I mean, just look at Kellyanne Conway.

It’s not like he’s going to actually pay her. How many times can people keep crawling back to this sadistic leech thinking it’s going to be different with them???

She needs to get under the plow, and then we need to attach the plow to a bus, that is driving two feet ahead of another bus.

Oh, when it comes to destroying the lives of innocent children and grinding their hopes and dreams into the dust, she’s willing to put in the work. She’s just never had a job that was also her passion before, that’s why she always seemed so apathetic.

This harridan is bad for the kiddies.

Let’s all pause to appreciate how fucked up it is that agreeing to perform for the President is a lapse in judgement. It’s so insane that this is normal now.

Demitra Umbridge?