I’m not sure she even fits the definition of “human” (in the classic sense).

This is a direct threat to American democracy and your constitution. I assume your republican party has basically morphed into Brownshirts.

In all honesty, not a damn f—ing difference. I thought this was some bullshit middle school boy jokes about vagina’s wearing out that we were all supposed to outgrow once we became men. I know that there are a host of actual medical problems associated with giving birth (do not look up, prolapsed uterus) but ‘lose…

As the partner of a woman who enjoys and is good at makeup this made me laugh... and then picture myself standing by the door, shoes on an a patient expression on my face for 3 minutes longer than I normally do.

This isn’t for beginner though, right? I recall years ago pinching something in my shoulder that took 2 months to sort itself out. I was very scared of going too deep into a move for a long time.

Hey dumbf—-. I left the BA behind a bunch of other letters a long time ago. Throwing a perfectly acceptable and accurate technical term into a debate about meaning and framing doesn’t earn me your contempt or your snark.

i’m not sure you understand how the two completely different mediums work as narrative texts. There’s this tedious term “diegesis” which helps to explain how a movie narrative exists within the film itself and how it is consumed by the viewer. Youtube and ironic viewing is not part of the former.

also, what’s a Jez who isn’t a jerk have to do to get out of the constant greys these days? Is there a hazing ritual I can sign up for?

American thing that lives under our bed laughs defensively at Canadian who sleeps with the light off and doesn’t piss between the sheets.

no doubt. you’d need some serious micro-poling to sort all this out.

salt lick or hide behind a tree (they’ll charge) and say, “I’m sorry, I’d like to surrender now if you’re not busy.”

true story. my gf was on a small private receiving line for JT. I have a picture of her shaking hands with my Prime Minister and her body language, head tilt and smile are—and she admits it—the classic “It’s a sure thing” kinesic communication. Admittedly if I was there i’d be doing the boy version of that so I can’t…

well he did hand out on a private island over the Christmas break and now he’s in deep shit from our ethics officer. In Canada you can’t accept free plane rides—which is apparently what he f—ed up on. Go figure.

ummm. except that we have to now deal with you lot. For starters you’re going to have to start taking your damn shoes off when you enter the house. You only get to keep one gun and its for hunting. You’re going to need to get used to the letter “u” and this metric system. I’m not having you savage barbarian foreigners…

He’s had a long honeymoon period since we got rid of a trump-light monster only recently. As he’s had to make increasingly tough choices he’s predictably lost support. The knock against liberals in Canada (and I’ve seen enough elections to certify this as accurate) is that they campaign on the left and govern on the…

I have russian friends who lived through communism. They have the most hardcore “fuck it, get your own and keep your head down” attitude I have ever seen.

only to the adults in the room.

wow. she managed to combine euro-trash track suit with ameri-trash hot topic drinking behind the mall top. Impressive.

It means I’m in hell because all my first year students are now running the country.

Then why am I also dead. I’m not in your country. Was there a mass extinction and everyone was invited because that some serious bs.