Consider the VR programmer who is supporting himself and his wife by enabling people to bone colorful ponies. Won’t someone please think of the programmers!

One exclusive? So you’re telling me I should just keep my PC then? Gotcha.

Directly throwing to the floor: Moderate chance of damage.

Your RID Ultramagnus makes me happy, but clearly missing an optimus to combine with. Oh, and nice camera..

Aaaand I’m humming the theme song...

I’d be cool with this Mercy, and likely still be a Mercy main if they launched with that version of her, but I don’t think it’s better like a lot of people.

It’s... Trendy.

Yea well I play silver so they aren’t that smart lol. I’m on PC with a controller, so I’m handicapped pretty hard.

Right... because the people who are passionate about videogames and nerd nostalgia overlap GREATLY with sports fans. Sure.

I find D.Va can never get enough dps on me to overpower the passive healing. She has to be point blank and I just wait for her to boost towards me and then I fly away, assuming I have someone to jump to. Same thing with Winston.

As a mercy main, I can hear genji, tracer and sombra coming and I WILL mess them up if they get close. Especially genji. He always seems shocked how quickly a few mercy shots take him down.

If fun is how you get around the crippling truth...

The thing that gets me as a mercy main is when the tiniest sym tendril latches on, it doesn’t matter that I’m jetting across the map a moment later.. Damn beam holds on way past its starting range.

It all gets lumped under furry now. Take a deep breath and take the plunge.

I just started playing this again on xbox with a friend over the weekend. Blowing through the single player so that we have enough cards so we can make our own decks and to play against each other.

If you ask me this is in direct reference to ‘Kids in the Hall’ “I CRUSH YOUR TINY HEAD” guy.

I even miss spongy, fetid carpet and stale popcorn..

Cognitive degenerative disorders are such a sad and cruel thing...

Well, you just marked yourself as totally useless without a healer touching your bum the whole match...

Remember kids: quickplay means you’re allowed to suck with a chosen character. It doesn’t mean you’re suppose to be a self-conceited ASSHAT with no desire to win.

Metroids. I love them, and because I love them, I kill them. Sometimes I neg the little bastards but that’s just because I know when they need. Our relationship is ... Stockholmish.