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As a person whose job is being moved to Florida so that Disney cab receive a 580M tax credit, I already know the depths this organization will go to crush its workers. 

Truly, Denzel in Much Ado....when he rides up on that horse....SWOON.

That costume on Doja Cat makes her look like a rag rug caterpillar. 

This is kind of a flashback for me. I took the niece and nephews to an orchard in Michigan to pick Golden Delicious one fall. I’ve paid for the bags and we are on our way out, when an reject extra from the movie Deliverance blocks me and says “they can’t be climbing in the trees”. I want to smack the spit out of his

I don’t mail mine. My friends and I all drive to Norwalk to drop them off in person to make sure that get to the clerk’s office. I then check daily on the status to see if it’s been counted.

I used to work at Prospect Studio on a talk show above a well known casting agent. A producer told me that Omar was downstairs. I ran downstairs knocking over several people, and Michael was on his phone. I was geeking out and he ended his call and gave me a deep and very warm hug. He didn’t have to do that for a fan.

God, I’ve never seen this show (and I made bad television for years), but thank you for this take.  It made me truly laugh out loud and I needed that today!

Oh, I wish I has heard that. 

You know the saying..a broken clock is right twice day.

My friend is a DJ and IKEA is the best for vinyl. I did a tiered system in her living room which looks great when she goes live on IG

But after the 11:46 p.m. alert came in, a ShotSpotter analyst manually overrode the algorithms and “reclassified” the sound as a gunshot.”

Maybe next time this ice cream shop owner will know when to chill.”

My name says it all.

“I targeted these people because I didn’t like their political sign that they had in the window,” he said, according to AP. “I think you guys are some great people and didn’t deserve this at all.”

Candace is that you?

Keep you hands squarely on the chains.

Facebook Evidence’ is going to be my new punk band name.

In the latest of the P. Thiel f-boi train is JD Vance. Vance took 10M from a Thiel PAC and is talking about making big tech “pay”.

I have always wanted to drive a Zamboni. Of course, not one with the name of a grifter on it.