I've known several men who left their wives after they "got fat" after having kids. I know two men who left their partners after they got breast cancer and had to get mastectomies. Then again, I'm a couples therapist, so I guess I see the worst cases. I think people also say shit to me they never would to a "normal"…

Commercial fusion is ALWAYS ten years away. I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, I'll assume every press release is more fusion physicists trying to beg for money.

So, apart from the grossness that is comparing one famous woman to another and finding her wanting as she wasn't persecuted enough...

But period poops are the worst because of prostaglandins, not tampons.

In the Channel 4 TV show Spaced, everything Twist Morgan says is shade. For example:

and Bono.

It's unbelievable to think that illness bankrupts people in one of the richest countries in the world. It's mind boggling. Cancer is awful on its own, I can't imagine having to deal with destitution because of it.

Yup. My mom hd breast cancer and a mastectomy five years ago, and reconstruction was never even mentioned. At the time all she was terrified and all she was thinking about was how much she wanted to live, but now she wishes someone had told her that she had options. She's considering reconstruction now, but of course…

If you had a baby nine months ago and you're working out at home, you're winning. Hell, if you had a baby nine months ago and you're working, you're like the Terminator to us lazy Europeans :) Give yourself credit!

Wait, I thought you were editing a book and so were reading words really carefully, right? You failed to do so when you read the Queen's comment. You say:

...and I can google (for example) random genocidal dudes' names and present their biographies to you as if it proves something.

just because we think something, doesn't mean we're entitled to other's automatic agreement.

It sounds like you're talking about a narcissist. Technically, there's no difference between a psychopath and a sociopath.

ASN are an amazing organisation, and they accomplish so much on so little funds. I've recently moved to the UK and I look forward to having more than a single bed in a flat share, so I can offer my place to women looking for somewhere to stay overnight. In the meantime, I donate just £10 a month. It might not be a…

You could donate to Abortion Support Network, which helps women from Ireland and Northern Ireland travel to the UK for abortions. Or if you have a mattress, couch or spare bed, you could offer a woman somewhere to sleep before or after her abortion in the UK :)

Ryanair doesn't charge restroom fees and never did, the story was released as a publicity stunt.

Are your relatives ghosts from 1850 who have come back to haunt you?

People on the other side of the Atlantic.

The luck of the Irish is a load of shit though. If they're so lucky, why were they invaded, conquered for hundreds of years, then achieve independence only to export its most educated (due to poverty and religious rubbish) in the 20s, 50s, 80s and 2010s?

But I bet you believe in loads of things. You believe in the curvature of the earth, though you may have never seen it. You believe stars are huge balls of boiling gas, millions of miles away, and by the time the light of a star hits your retinas it may already be gone. You believe in germs, though you have never seen…