Everyone knows you don’t call the cops when your feelings are hurt. You call the WAAAHHHmbulance. duh

Man I wish I still lived in my parents basement. How awesome everything must look.

Not the same house. Unless yours also has a playpen in the front yard. I’m only one generation removed from the deep south. Luckily the only thing passed down to me was the cuisine.

Awww c’mon. That should buff right out.

Common core math, obviously.

Someone bought a house near me last fall (pos house barely saved after a giant flood) and the FIRST thing they did was hang an American flag on one side of the porch and a confederate flag on the other. Personally I could give a crap what people do, but really?? BTW I live near Detroit not Alabama.

I never thought I’d read that sentence.....like ever.

Who hurt you?!

I just about broke my neck on a Donna flashback. I was in my later 20's working afternoons and stopped in a bar after work. My waitress was Donna a girl I knew from high school. She was sorta the burnout type I was a nerd, but we knew each other. I asked “oh man, how you doing?”. She says...”well I’ve been…

I don’t picture myself cuddling with a bunch of bees watching Netflix. Go hug a tree, weirdo.

This deportation shit has gone too far.

I F’n paid for AOL by the HOUR. :::hangs head in shame:::

Pretty sure Julianne just made a devious commercial for this company. Judging by the comments pretty much everyone went straight to their website, including myself, a bored male who only wears chapstick on occasion. Is this fake news?

The guy in the grey suit....”Oh Jesus, Donald”.

Are we just quoting random fundraising poems now? Or do you think this is part of our constitution? And who mentioned anything about refugees?

“crashiest” I love it. LOL

What does it say about my attention span I had to fast forward through a 26 second video? I might have a problem.

Hamilton’s mommy hasn’t shown him the secret recipe for a sandwich yet.

You might need to find a new hangout for the next 3.91 years. This is going to be ugly. Me....I just come here for the laughs, watching a bunch of overemotional hysterical millennials being told no for the first time in their lives.

It’s weird that you know what that looks like....creep.