It’s pronounced “Fuck that”.

Well, she’s never been pregnant before so she probably didn’t realize how taxing it could be.

I love your daily DirtBag-within-a-DirtBag! Also, how do people learn to dance that well but make it look so relaxed and spontaneous? That looks like just about the best time.

So imagine my surprise when I read a detail about their split that actually caught my attention. TMZ writes that Affleck is “now dating someone, though ‘not seriously.’”

YAY! Fingers crossed! I’ve wanted this to be real, simply because of the lengths they’ve (pretty must successfully) gone to, to hide the relationship. Zero actual pictures, just a few whispers. Not quite Janet Jackson secret marriage to Rene Elizondo level secrecy, but they did really well if true.

I did vegetarian in college and felt like shit too. Lots and lots of chips :) I went back to it about 10 years ago and did what I never do, a little research. Now my eating life is a glorious parade of various tasty beans and quinoa and leafy greens and raw and roasted vegetables. Not saying you should revisit…

Second dead judge, both POC, in a matter of days feels worrisome.

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Who didn’t? Did you see him in the 90's? Jackie wanted to give him that O and I don’t blame her.

what’s sad is that you don’t live in a country that enforces weeks of paid vacation per year.

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.

If I’m correct that cousin may have been in the news for taking advantage of her and $$$ :/. I could be wrong tho.

In the end, you’re trying to apply the concept of “normal” to a member of the Jackson Family.

I am literally sitting here on my couch waiting for someone to “kidnap” me and take me to a spa for two weeks. Come at me, kidnappers! And also someone babysit my toddler.

Given her age....this baby was most likely very much planned, organized, arranged, facilitated, assisted; medical troops were brought into play is what I’m saying.

Secondly, Janet is wealthy in her own right and has the potential to make even more money if she feels like it. It seems odd and unnecessary that she’d get married and go through an extremely high-risk pregnancy just for some cash.

That United video...holy God!

Forgot this:

I haaaate stories (snapchat/instagram/facebook/does microsoft excel have stories yet) because I never have the sound up on my phone . It’s much easier to read things during boring meetings than listen

busy’s uber ride sounds fine. after 39 hours stuck in ATL airport, we got an uber from DFW at midnight and our driver would not shut. the fuck. up. telling me all about his son who is semi-pro ice hockey and how he trains all the athletes in texas, etc. etc.