In other celebrity news, this happened.

Bury me in a t-shirt with this image ironed on. Make it fast ‘cause I’m dying.

Before you judge her for that, taking back control of the narrative is a huge part of recovering from a sex crime. As awful as Dr. Phil is, for her to be able to go to a widely-seen program and saying, “This is what happened to me. This is how I’ve been hurt. But I know it happens to a lot of women and we’re not alone…

In Japan?

I stopped watching at the point where I felt the search had gone on far too long already, only to find there was still another 50something seconds to go.

I don’t fly thru DFW too often but I did see someone getting a bit snarky with the TSA agents there during one busy morning last spring so they took him aside and did a VERY comprehensive pat down whereas they simply skimmed the rest of us in line. This dear kid did not cause this to happen, and the video is tough to…

I go through JFK when I’m travelling and I’ve never been pat down like this. Not even when travelling internationally.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

They are! They’re constantly on HGTV. It’s a continuous cycle of Property Brothers, Flip or Flop, Love or List, and oh god, I am such an HGTV loser...

Once upon a time I hated the Property Brothers. While other shows essentially do all the heavy lifting for buyers in terms of investing and renos, these dudes are all like “Quit your whining and yank that toilet out of the bathroom and dump it in the driveway. You’ve gotta invest blood, sweat, and tears into this…

Starring you because I was SO WAITING to see what Hubert’s reaction was going to be after seeing the reunion pic and this did NOT disappoint.

I’m always a little pleased when an ANTM refugee accomplishes something.

I cover my hair as part of my spirituality. I have different ways of wearing it depending on the situation I’ll be in.

Don’t forget Aunt Viv 1.0's dance moves! Years later, and this clip remains one of my favorites. Forgive the lower quality of this video. There are others on YouTube but they didn’t include the first part of the scene, where Viv quips to the two snooty women about how she’s been getting private instruction from an…

Oh my God. That kid, so sweetly literal. I love how that coach/dad handles it. The hug and the expression on his face really are priceless.

Reference to Kurtis Blow: Pump the breaks! Pump the breaks...Cause these are the breaks!

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

Brad Pitt has never had his own personality, only the personality of whoever he is sleeping with. He absorbs it. Countdown to finding out Brad is shtupping a Bon Iver-loving, pot-smoking sculptress who wears a lot of plaid.

Yeah, but their separation was kind of weird. They took a great vacation together, were on the beach hugging and holding hands and looking wistful and romantic, and then later Aniston was reminding people that in their wedding vows they had promised to love each other for only as long as they both felt committed to…

I can buy a lot of ideas about who Brad Pitt really is but hilarious is not one of them.