Woo hoo! Let’s make this the confessional thread.

I feel like the degree of over the top is such that it came back around for me. If it were one hair less ornate, I would hate it, but since it isn’t, I think it’s fucking fantastic.

I would not be surprised if Rob and Chyna broke up. Seems like they probably just stayed together because he knocked her up. She probably only fucked him in the first place as some sort of knife twist to his sisters, got pregnant, and decided to ride the gravy train for as long as possible. Which I would absolutely…

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

Mannnnnn, Scientology is not playing with Jim Carrey right now. Jeez.

Seriously, OLDER people? There was never a debate about vaccinating children when mine were young. And I get very tired of saying this, but do you know who INVENTED the internet? My 83-year-old mother had a first-generation desktop and has had every iteration since then. She now has a Mac laptop, an iPhone, a Kindle,…

I’m pretty sure we’ve all just been cursed.

True, but there is more to the school experience than completing your work. Children need to learn how to get along with children who are not their siblings and adults who are not their parents or employees. They need stability and routine. They need to develop a sense of self separate from their family and to be…

I predict Brad will reunite not with Jennifer but with Gwenyth Paltrow. Angelina will break up another marriage but this time it will be either a European director with UN ties or a diplomat. Either French or Italian. The kids will split between the two parents. Half will hate Brad. The other half will hate Angelina.…

seems to me she’s a young woman learning how to flex her sex appeal. same with kylie. nothing wrong with that. their lives, their choice.

Gossip choose your own adventure!!! Why has no one thought of this until now??? I love it.

I’m all for expanding a kid’s worldview, but Syria is a literal active war zone. If i were in Pitt’s situation, I’d voice some very definite concerns about putting my children in harm’s way as well. We’re not talking about falling off a bike, nobody disputes that people are getting killed regularly and with great…

Bitter exes who just want to stunt on the other. Thumbs Up and popcorn ready.

Thank you. I think we don’t know much yet to somehow speculate on the welfare of children. I mean, some people even speculated here that Brad Pitt was a pedophile! We don’t know if Pitt is actually abusive. Just because Angelina Jolie is a woman doesn’t mean I should believe the worse about Brad Pitt.

Fun with Speculation Day 3. Best guess: The marriage was already over from Jolie’s perspective--this much had either been discussed or indicated. The entire family boarded a trans-Atlantic flight despite simmering hostilities between Pitt and Jolie. My guess would be that she probably made it clear that she didn’t…

So were they fighting over the drinking or the alleged affair with his happily married pregnant co-star?

I see many $$$$$ in your future. Type quickly, please.