Do drivers just poo themselves when they have to go during a race?

How does it feel to be loathed by almost all mainstream sports personalities? Do you have any particular writer(s) in general outside of Gawker/Deadspin that you enjoy reading or actually see eye to eye with?

Yea... Call me a homophobe bigot, but I think I speak for a large number of people who don't want to see to fruit cakes smooching on tv. Made me want to barf!

He definitely tucks