Well... you aren’t exactly wrong in that assessment.

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

I hate the “think about their children” defense. Um, shouldn’t Louis CK/etc. be the ones thinking about their children when they do shit like this that’ll inevitably come out in public?

Must be a scary time to be a man....who has raped women.

“She was a punk”

It is their job. Someone has to defend him in court. 

Double spoiler: So do you.

I can’t skip brushing my teeth - even in the depths of deep depression, when I can’t shower, brush my hair, eat, sleep, do anything else, I could still brush my teeth because the feeling of fuzzy teeth makes me feel so so gross I cannot endure it. 

Exactly. I can’t help but be reminded on some level of anti-vaxxers. People’s frigging teeth rotted out of their head in their 40s and 50s prior to good dental hygiene FFS! And I mean like in the 1980s not ONE of my friends’ grandparents had any of their real teeth. And they were only 60-ish. Dentures are so much more…

Agreed wholeheartedly, although for me personally that won’t be an issue, on account of his being disqualified for the position on the basis of being male in the first place.

Who are the two arseholes on either side of him?

Who are these THREE assholes? 

They would have been forced to rely on Boyce & Hart, Goffin & King, Sedaka & Bayer Sager, and Leiber & Stoller, so they probably would’ve been OK.

Couldn’t have said it better.

Compromise never. Even when giving a eulogy to a man who just died. This is the way to the sacred social media purity which will certainly save us.

“Believe all women”. No. 

It's important to note that cycles of abuse ARE NOT self-perpetuating though that idea is popular in the media. Abused individuals are not more likely to become abusers.

Penn has a podcast that he does every Sunday and I can assure you that leading up to the election he was screaming this shit every Sunday. He didn’t keep his mouth shut, he just isn’t an A list celebrity so it didn’t get widely covered. Like right now, everyone here is saying “I didn’t hear him say this before so it…

If Toby were the Strangler he would have killed Jim for sure and made some lame attempts to work his way into mourning Pam’s life.

“I tried Black Panther” = “I have black friends so...”