I remember growing up in the 70's and Nivea was a staple in the hood, even Frank Zappa references Nivea lotion in his song “You are what you is”.

So Germany is Mexico? Because we do the same thing here, except we put lemon and honey on the chamomille tea if it is for the flu.

As a half-German, I co-sign the above statement.

Freddie Mercury was also African! Not sure what a “Pat Boone” is.

Really? I had no idea about Freddy. I was just excited to pull out a little factoid from high school. They said I’d never need that stuff in the real world. Look at me now, ma!

“I disagree with your existence, but can’t we be friends?”

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

Shut up Candace. You’re as homophobic as they come. You’re just smart enough to realize that shit won’t fly in 2017.

Meanwhile, pre-pubescent boys in trench coats are on the up-and-up:

My surely unpopular opinion is that the song is the best part of the movie.

Know that I cringed as I clicked your star.

It’s not, but that’s the 80s for you.

That’s what Harper’s Minister of Aboriginal Affairs claimed some years back. Unfortunately there are many people who believed the lies told by Harper and his government.

Yeah, but that’s Nova Scotian years for you. “Anything you can accomplish in 16 years we can do in 26; when we get around to it.”

They’ll work things oat.

Whenever I buy M&M’s they always come faulty with ‘W’ printed on them.

“What’s that, sir? It’s your name? Frankly, we find that a little hard to swallow.”

Yep, exactly. Or suddenly so deeply concerned about gays being persecuted in Saudi Arabia.

Real men are intimidated by a rainbow flag.