I’m closer to Last Tango in Paris Brando and still I’m holding up well compared to discarded apple doll Michael Rapaport.

I think that’s more his age and inability to see the cue cards. Imagine your grandfather driving at night and trying to read street signs.

I don’t think Pete Davidson has that kind of money.

This Whitaker guy has definitely paid for a few abortions over the years.

How about if someone you know genuinely shocks you by doing something truly awful, something that you couldn’t have imagined them doing, rather than defending their character and saying “that’s not the person I know”, you just admit you’re shocked and horrified and that perhaps you yourself missed the warning signs.…

Any “male gays” jokes yet? Sometime people try to work with “mail gays” but it rarely pans out.

I’m sure he’s that too.

Bring a sweater and let the rest of us dine in comfort.

And if you’re the type who can’t fall asleep just by shutting your eyes, you’re basically SOL, unless you can factor in 20 minutes or so of just lying there trying not to think about wanting to sleep.

I recommend the callos de hacha or the cabbage rolls. Just remember to double the maple syrup called for in the recipe.

Do not suggest that this is some sort of Canadian thing. Burritos may not be indigenous up here but we do know how to eat them the properly. Covered in cheese curds and drenched in maple syrup.

You dated Juan Epstein?

Metal?!?

Perhaps Their Majesties would feel more welcomed amongst the leeches.

So, your take on the situation is “some had to pee, which is bad, others probably didn’t have to pee”.

I don’t want.

The show was never “dangerous” in O’Donoghue’s time either. It was only different from what came before. O’Donoghue becomes head writer and spray paints “be dangerous” or something inane like that on the office wall? That’s supposed to be dangerous? O’Donoghue was a coked-up loud mouth who was good at drawing…

I’ve been watching SNL since I was a kid in the 70s and this is absolutely true. If you manage to watch an entire episode of the hallowed original cast, it was actually a weird show (and not in the good way). A couple of good sketches and then some weirdly paced stuff. It was very uneven from the beginning.

Well, that was explicitly John Entwistle. Townshend said they would throw a tour together whenever Entwistle was broke, mostly because he was the type to spend it if he had it, and usually he spent it on drug-fueled Vegas jaunts. Until he died from a drug-induced heart attack. Hope I die before my heart explodes in…

The kind you would need if you were ever charged with a serious crime.