frenchyfried
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frenchyfried

When I was 17 I went on a road trip to Florida and we stopped at a roadside restaurant in Tennessee or Kentucky. I ordered Chicken Fried Steak and was horrified to get beef and not chicken. In my defence, I'm Canadian and that's not something you'd have seen on a menu anywhere in Canada at that point (or now). Also,

This is just a really timely story since I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow and have been fasting/drinking a disgusting sugary fluid that is making me pee out of my bum.

Word.

I would so totally do Dougal.

Now I want artisanal cunnilingus! Do they sell it on Preserve?

The Shock Absorber is the way to go! I run regularly and this one keeps the girls in check.