I spend an obscene amount on my dog as it is, if I was rich I’d be pampering him with elk antlers and vacations to the lake on the daily.

I’ve gotten exactly one professional massage in my life, and let me tell you, I also moaned for all to hear. That shit is awesome.

Yale informed Mr. Menafee’s attorney that we are willing to grant his request for a second chance at Yale

Yassssss my 3eb and Stephan Jenkins crush is reignited. I love the self awareness that not playing the hits was a form of punishment. Also news to me that they're popular with Republicans? Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?

Why are they doing this to her???????? Just because she is a black woman who is in Ghostbusters????? I don’t understand. Who are these people?????????? It scares me to think that I could know one of them and not know it.

I miss what Jezebel used to be.

I have been asking myself this SAME question. Good God. Just admit that you lied already. The entire thing is starting to border on delusion on Taylor’s part.

lol That’s Taylor’s entire narrative. She’s perfect. To accept fault or admit to lies would shatter that pure “real live girl” image she’s curated.

Kim and Kanye take Taylor Swift

Even if she did sue, it would still be a Kardashian win. A lawsuit like that could be a whole season’s worth of episodes, if not an entirely new show.

Damn, I’m impressed by all the celebrities who’ve managed to stay in their lane today. I wouldn’t have been able to.

I get it. Sounds wonderfully freeing to pat the doc on the hand and say “oh darling, I can’t be bothered with ANY of that.” Probably adds five years to your life.

Counterpoint: despite her legendary status and fanbase, this is a human child.

I read “breaded Milania”

Sorry in advance for being that guy. I understand this column comes from a place of love and that this child’s parents have been pimping her to the reality tv gods for years.

I haven’t been this gleeful since the Kanye Listicle Rant/ FingerInTheBootyAssBitch2016

I think that’s a more meta point, but I can’t figure out why. Some folks think this is somehow a “win” for West, but I don’t see that either.

This has been, hands down, the best celebrity scandal since Solange kicked Jaz-Z.

This is all a publicity stunt and everyone is in on it.