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Lorelei Gilmore would love those shoes.

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It’s an unfortunate thing for us, but it also speaks of his life as a labor of love and tribute to short sudden beauty. He didn’t give a shit about posterity or esteem and certainly doesn’t care now.

Spiteful people are the worst. The fact that she was willing to kill her daughters out of spite is scary as fuck.

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

i feel like this applies

I have recently discovered I have two friends that are very strongly anti-vaxxers. I genuinely don’t know what to do. Right now my two year old is up to date with his vaccines but he’s still too young for some and I don’t want him hanging out with their kids. And it feels awful because I deeply care for both ladies as

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

Yes somebody speaking sense over here. She totally approved it and then acted like she was shocked, a poor little innocent white girl attacked by the big bad black man all over again. I can definitely understand how that upsets Kanye and Kim because I think she's deliberately playing into that trope and it's subtle

I’m... uncomfortable that you know this. And still gratified that you dropped the sweet fact-check like BOOM.

The apartment complex my father in law lives in has a lake (like all complexes in Florida) they signs specifically say “Now Swimming, Alligator Danger” I think that should be the standard.

To think of the father (and to some degree, it sounds like the mother as well?) frantically, desperately trying to free their son from the gator, only to having him submerge with the boy and no further sign of him...

The sad thing is that Florida people know that you just don’t enter a body of water except your own bathtub without taking substantial risk. I wonder if “No Swimming” was an adequate warning? Maybe people think it’s about liability or just a hotel rule? Even wading stirs the water up.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

This poor family :((( I have a two year old boy, and I just cannot even begin to think what they must be going through.

My favorite line from RHOBH is (I think) when we first meet Yo and she’s cooking a meal for David and his only comment is “It’s a little salty, babe”

Wow. Very inappropriate. You need to realize that in your job people are not going to always agree with you. If you answer them with ‘fuck off’ , you tell them that you do not have the mental capacity to challenge or debate them. Thus, everyone who reads your response will empathize with frankly.

fuck off

Powerful interview, Jia. Should be mandatory reading for anyone who wants to deny reproductive rights to women — you know, like their mothers, sisters and daughters.