and nary a person of color in sight.... quelle surprise.

yessss, I love Ariadne!! there’s something so magical (and tbh regal) about the names of greek mythology. and I agree, these modern names are kind of atrocious. I would never name my kid any variation of Aiden, Jayden, Neveah, or Connor or Cooper, etc etc. thankfully I don’t have to like any other kid’s name, as long…

oh wow, Drusila!! looove that. so yummy.

oh, zombocom!!! I used to spend so much time trying to “figure out” this website.. lol!

I love Eve, it’s such a powerful name!

Nicki lost a fan in me, not that she cares. a nasty bitch is a nasty bitch.

I want to name my far-off baby Demeter if she’s a girl.

like, not raping a woman who SMILES at you is difficult??

“fucking peasants” — LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

law and order svu scares me enough already....... and i may also be unable to resist watching this.

I want a partner like that. mazel tov <3

what’s wrong with just telling his GF that he used to be into a porn star named Gianna?? maybe don’t be with someone that you can’t even admit a past predilection on porn to...

I mean, if I could AFFORD PF, I would buy the shit out of her stuff. But I can’t even spend $30 on a skirt, let alone $200 on a crop top.

UGH why is Bieber so goddamn gorgeous.

excellent usage of “how now brown cow,” I commend you.

Just realized that this article is from 2013 as well! loll somehow I only saw it today, and thought it was a new post.

I know my comment is going to wallow in the greys...

The Salon article and the Texas Monthly article both have 2013 time stamps..

ugh this is not making my desire to live in LA go away

there are indeed Radio Shacks here in Texas, my friend. Even in Dallas.