exactly. exactly!!! every time i get threaded (i always do my eyebrows and “upper lip”) i hope she doesn’t go into my nostrils! the upper lip is THE most painful, and, yet, as she inches closer and closer to my nostrils i am praying to a god i don’t believe in that she’ll ignore that area :(

what is this about maggots in wounds?? is this an intentional thing?? maybe i don’t wanna know.. my stomach and i are visual, and we are sensitive.

THREADING. i only have to do it once a month, but i stretch out that month as long as i possibly can, because it truly hurts so damn much. the upper lip hurts way more than the eyebrows. 8 minutes of searing pain. but i’m sooo pweeetty afterwards.

at least you were able to participate and weigh in on this dog and chicken smell topic..

he isn’t, but that snapchatty fool sure is.

i would say he’s at the precipice of “too late”.

“Ms. McIntyre was moving on, and in June 2013 took a solo apartment in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, which she decorated with art from Etsy and antique pieces she painted in Candy Land colors.” and how is she not a “free-spirit” ?? etsy and candyland colors are the hallmarks of free spirits.

and her tiny pup!! i’m assuming that that precious little baby is hers, because he or she is in the shot. sooo cuuuuuuuute, just admiring his or her amazing mama. love.

oh, the halcyon days when writers fixed their typos! and when readers called the typos out!

“a three-year sentence and added to the sex offenders registry” — that’s it?? how is that a punishment?? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think that in Bangladesh, there definitely needs to be accountability and punishment for people who are willing to marry off their daughters/neices/whatever, and the people who arrange the marriages, and the husband in many cases, but what good does it do to imprison people who are too poor to afford a pen? like,…

my friends and i partied sooo hard at pacha one night in 2006... we were on E and coke.. such a magical night.

they are SUPER pretty. i have them in three colors.

um, no. the plastic backs are there so that your larger or heavier earrings stay in place. also, with the earrings i am currently wearing (http://www.sallybeauty.com/crystal-earrin…), the big plastic backs insure that the earrings are flush against my ear flesh, and it’s aesthetically superior.

oooh, i see. thank you!

what is Pinkham’s Law?? i googled, but google did not answer my question.

i mean, if gluten gives her heartburn... how is that now how it works??

why is she being harassed? oh, she killed a giraffe? she deserves it.

“At the reception, guests can expect to be met by a live hen and rooster, the beaks of which will be stuffed with chilis, dates, and flowers.” — what??? what??? how are the hens and roosters keeping those things in their beaks?? are their beaks tied up so that everything stays in place?? that sounds awful.

what a saaaad gif. that poor octopus.