Pilot: This is your captain speaking, we’re being held here under quarantine until all of the sick passengers have been identified.

The article says “100 degrees F” please don’t be dense. 

In-flight illness provided – $1,732

When a president doesn’t believe in climate change, would like to completely undo the legacy of his predecessor, and “speaks like a 6th grader” according to his own staffers... my hope that he backs down on this is essentially zero.

Any plans to work for Honda, VW, or Subaru?

Other than respecting the law in regards to handicap parking, they can do as they please - it’s their parking lot. Have you ever went to a parking lot and there are signs saying: patient parking ONLY, doctor parking ONLY, resident parking/tag-holders ONLY, customer only parking, senior VP parking reserved, professor…

Honestly, this looks so awesome

STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY

Because BMW’s numeric system is designed to mock the poors and BMW isn’t ready to make a Z5 without hiking up the price and size

Good find! And he even says there’s no manual. 

Thanks for the honest response, I wasn’t trying to be mean... I was just trying to get where you were coming from.

Right, 100,000 for the project and the other $7.9 million for my new exotic car collection, a house in Monaco, monthly international trips, two giraffes, and a cleaning lady named Olga.

Yeah, I’ve noticed that there aren’t really a ton of comments to back up the high viewership. I guess a lot of people just lurk.

We leftists don’t take kindly to your type around these here parts. /s

[[ It is a dark and stormy night. Camera pans down to a hooded figure mysteriously leaning against the cold brick wall in a dark alleyway ]]

You’re on the board? With all the comments it seems like you’re speaking with such conviction

> This totaled car is literally worth more than I am.

I’ll take it off your hands for ‘bout three fiddy

The shoulders are already wide enough to accommodate emergency vehicles.

I’m humbled. Something as simple as opening a car door is so complex. It makes me appreciate my vehicle that much more.