yet when they buy them they suddenly become the biggest fan of their car.

Exactly. You can’t do anything to this Porsche without having them hoist up the vehicle in a shop. Unless you wanna mess with the fluid.

I mean, it’s pretty warm in California and Nevada... 32-35ºC is not uncommon in July and August and some places hit over 40º. These are areas where Tesla put their factories and have decent sales.

Disagree. Keys are dumb. My key will be on my phone or wallet? That’s pretty awesome.

Agreed. A lot of families have two vehicles: a high capacity car and a commuter/daily driver car. The Model 3 seems like the ideal commuter car if your commute is less than 100 miles in one direction and you have an adequate place to charge it (your home, most likely).

I feel like the Model 3 has personality though?

I got my flame suit on, should I start a fire?

Seemed pretty fair actually. Somehow I expected Jalopnik to do a lot worse.

I mean, the backlash is from a comment: “boys don’t wear princess dresses.” Which, is true 99%+ of the time.

Also you can’t edit it after a bit of time has elapsed... making typos you spot a day later haunt you for eternity.

I’m sure that entire board room was sweating bullets when Musk unveiled the Roadster 2.0 for $200,000.

Shows you how far ahead of the game Tesla is compared to some of these other companies. You can have your all-electric vette, for the cost of 3 Tesla roadsters. LOL. With shittier range and performance.

Then link to said article after every subsequent Tesla post...

Did anybody actually believe that line? Every little thing is scrutinized at Tesla cause article views = $$$.

I would say Jalopnik’s coverage of Tesla is far from “kissing up.”

Agreed, can’t wait til the Model 3 is more numerous on the streets.

They’ll make a killing off the ad revenue and publicity. They’ll also backlink to the review in every Tesla article afterwards.

Motor Trend is actually really good at automotive journalism. Their Head2Head videos are awesome too.

Hilarious and suitable

Right. Garage the really expensive toy and drive something cheap during the winter months.