it looks like he’s trying to smuggle a wrench

Mr. Redford is just in the pocket of BIG DICK

You sound like a “ghost dick conspiracy theorist”

Look at the curve. No pleat is doing that.

I’d be dialing a lawyer before the first gratis margarita hit the table.

Wow, I’m sorry that happened. And thank goodness you had the place of mind to call your friend for advice before signing that form.

No. 4. Randy’s IROC. You don’t fuck with Randy’s IROC.

I read the first two sentences and thought, “whoah, kinky,” and then read the third sentence and felt terrible. :(

I’m sure it’s supposed to be funny that a little person is confronted with a fat woman. Tee hee she is twice his size. And then his rejection would be shown as because she’s big not because she lied. The whole thing is sick.

It doesn’t seem like it’s outside of normal. They were willing to air it if he had signed. Anything for ratings.

I agree they owe him an apology, but this sounds exactly like how their show operates. It’s garbage television, produced by psychopaths.

I don’t think any less of you because you didn’t know, cowboy. It was a plus that you were “hoping” they were assless. *wink

I’m guessing it’s what a guy would do when confronted with a woman older and fatter than she appears in online pictures.

Good to know. I’m not in the biker or gay, or any other stereotypical chaps community.

1) Fuck them forever.

PSA: Chaps are “assless” by default.

I saw an episode of What Would You Do? once, where these people were standing outside with Donald Trump signs, and no one was punching them in the face. Well, I certainly wasn’t going to be the guy on TV who walked by these people and didn’t punch them in the face. I think I’ll come off well when they air it.

Assless, I hope.

I so relate to this.

He's an American. Not every American has an english-sounding name.