Sounds like the wrong thing is getting a slap in the face here...

Ah, fixing matches and illegal gambling. Now it’s a real sport.

Well, it sounds like the creator of BJJ was a sexist prick.

Sounds like you need better friends.

Your friend is an idiot.

They only really have two things in common: they’re Brazilian, and they wear yellow and green.

The only things they have in common are being Brazilian and having a green/yellow outfit.

Know why this video hit home? Look what is upstairs in my room.

TL:DR: Internet is hard, guys!

it’s just so weird to think of Jason Bourne becoming an actor and filming a movie..

“TL;DR” is an incredibly common acronym among gamers (and tons of other internet groups). Grayson is writing to a specific audience. If he spelled out the phrase instead of using the acronym, he would seem like he doesn’t actually know that much about gaming and would lose credibility with his readers. If his audience…

Hi! Welcome! Your first time online? Have a cookie.

Is this your first day on the internet or what?

you are very much likely the only person that doesn’t know what that means, and 100% the only person the decided to proclaim their ignorance and write a comment instead of doing a google search

Titty Lovin’ Donut Receptacle.

Too Late; Died Reading.

While I hate acronyms without context as much as you, “TL;DR” is one of those that normally doesn’t need to be explained. Like when someone uses “etc.” in their writing. They shouldn’t have to spell out et cetera the first time, even though there may be a few who don’t know what etc. means.

Tough Luck; Don’t Resuscitate. A quick google would have yielded the answer.