If we just spread the word about this, breast reduction surgery might be a thing of the past! Wouldn't that make the world a little bit more of a lovely place?

I love the fact that they included an OMG breasts physics mode but after a little while I had to turn it off. DOA mode is perfect and actually looks realistic.

Love how Grandpa has his glass of wine like he's on a date. Also, bonus points to the kid playing the game while his mom washes dishes in the background. Although I have to presume she's weeping silently.

The pre-order bonuses would be phenomenal!

It's still going to be forever known as "the boob game"

Incredibly well said.

Agreed. Which is why I both love and hate the current micro transactions in DOA5. Don't want the Santa suits and Casual wear outfits? Don't have to buy em. Want Ultimate sexy and Sexy bunny costumes? SOLD American!

I agree, and have played both games. I stopped though after reading an article in a gaming magazine supplemental that said it took one of their staff 165 hours to collect all the bikinis and items for each character. It was like seeing that mountain wave in Interstellar and thinking "yeah. I'm not gonna be able to…

Loved the hell out of this article as DOA is one of my favorite fighting franchises. All those breasts puns, hilarious, but unfortunately it didn't convince me to stop staring at their breasts so...

"He truly is...the chosen one."

"Heh heh. Stoopid robots. Ima 'uman! What could you possibly do to me!"

"You're okay. Just gotta smush your head bits back together."

So many fond memories. Can't wait for this.

Funny stuff.

This is the only one that made me laugh out loud.