I love the fact that they included an OMG breasts physics mode but after a little while I had to turn it off. DOA mode is perfect and actually looks realistic.

Love how Grandpa has his glass of wine like he's on a date. Also, bonus points to the kid playing the game while his mom washes dishes in the background. Although I have to presume she's weeping silently.

The pre-order bonuses would be phenomenal!

It's still going to be forever known as "the boob game"

Incredibly well said.

Agreed. Which is why I both love and hate the current micro transactions in DOA5. Don't want the Santa suits and Casual wear outfits? Don't have to buy em. Want Ultimate sexy and Sexy bunny costumes? SOLD American!

I agree, and have played both games. I stopped though after reading an article in a gaming magazine supplemental that said it took one of their staff 165 hours to collect all the bikinis and items for each character. It was like seeing that mountain wave in Interstellar and thinking "yeah. I'm not gonna be able to…

Loved the hell out of this article as DOA is one of my favorite fighting franchises. All those breasts puns, hilarious, but unfortunately it didn't convince me to stop staring at their breasts so...

I actually agree with most everything you said and can only think of one reason aliens would "attack" us or even bother coming her and that's religious zealous y. It's far fetched I know but so is most of the speculation going on in this discussion.

Black Widow child costume = Genuinely creepy

"He truly is...the chosen one."

"Heh heh. Stoopid robots. Ima 'uman! What could you possibly do to me!"

I remember that movie. Haven't even thought about it until now. Can't say it holds any fond memories for me but as cheesy Sci-fi goes, Robot Jox and The Arena were wicked awesome at the time.

As a kid of the 80's I gotta say...man I love 80's robots.

"You're okay. Just gotta smush your head bits back together."