I’m sorry, but that entire entry was the ramblings of a lunatic. Jelly Beans don’t count as Easter food, but Halloween owns candy bars and Reeses Cups? What the fuck are you talking about?

I’ve long held that “baby” should be its own gender until at least 2 years old. There’s really no reason to gender an infant. Girls can pee all over you during a diaper change as well as boys.

AKA “Lock myself in my apartment like it’s The Purge” Day.

oh god how did I forget this

Your health insurance might prevent me from catching measles, mumps or meningitis (if you get vaccinated). It might prevent me from catching tuberculosis or hepatitis (if you get diagnosed and treated).

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

1.Gender is a social construct.

You said a lot of smart/funny things in this piece, but you also said “ham is mostly terrible” so I think that means we’re enemies.

Wow, Jordan’s friend is an incredible douchecanoe. “Six days in a medium-sized European city?” What.The.Fuck.

I’ve been doing social work for about five years and have personally helped people sign up for SSI/SSDI, SNAP, Medicaid, etc. (not to mention my wife and son personally being on WIC and Medicaid). These idiots act like anyone getting gov’t benefits is just livin high on the hog, soaking in the lap of luxury. What they…

In case anyone was confused about what I was mocking in my original post, this person here sums it up quite nicely

When she ran against Todd “legitimate rape” Akin, she got a lot of money and support from out of state women and women’s groups who were pro-choice and anti-rape/sexual harassment. Then she voted to confirm Kavanaugh and wasn’t as pro-choice as we were hoping, so this time around she did not get that support because sh…

Which explains why in GoT a lot of scenes from the book featuring Ser Loras past the first book were cut from the show or gave him no dialogue.

I did not, at any point, say that the Senate makeup is the result of gerrymandering. What I actually said was: if we ever want to win the Senate back, we’re going to have to start winning flyover country. We can’t change Senate apportionment, and we can’t redraw state lines. So the only way to have the votes in the…

My main problem with Diamondback was how he was built up through the first half of the season. Shades kept threatening to tell Diamondback what Cottonmouth was doing. It made me think he was this big time crime boss that oversaw everything. Almost like a Kingpin.

My biggest issue with Season 3 of Daredevil was how unnecessary Julie’s fridging was. All it really accomplished was to make Matt culpable in Bullseye’s rampage and putting a lot of innocent people in danger.

I think by far the worst character in the Marvel Netflix shows is Danny Rand, Former Immortal Iron Fist, Failed Protector of Kun-Lun, and Minor Annoyance to The Hand. By the end of Defenders I was actually rooting for Stick to kill Danny Rand, Former Immortal Iron Fist, Failed Protector of Kun-Lun, and Minor Annoyance…

Every time a woman is forced to continue a pregnancy against her will, an anti-abortion supporter should sacrifice his/herself in an active volcano.

And yet publications like the Atlantic somehow consider this guy a viable centrist candidate....

Man, there’s a lot to hate about New Yorkers, such as living in the biggest tourist attraction in the nation and then complaining about tourists, but I’d have to say the douchiest New Yorker bit of this piece would be calling Philly and Boston “small.” Their metro areas are roughly 7 million and 5 million people…