I could see pumpkin pasta sauce being pretty good on Gnocci and a little ricotta?

It’s the same, now it’s just easier to document because everyone has a video camera on their phone. In the past no one believed it or dismissed it.

I really need The Root to make a Jobs in Memorium video for all the jobs lost in the line of public racism duty. There’s the Starbucks woman from Philly, The CVS man in Chicago, the Paul Blart Pool cop I feel like there’s been at least one per week like clockwork.  

please please please please please

I look forward to seeing Biles kneeling after winning gold at the next Olympics, and everyone losing their minds about it.

Simone Biles is a goddamn superhero. She can even fly!

Terry Crews is a treasure that this generation, and humanity in general, does not deserve.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

You know what kills me? There’s actually a company policy where I used to work that women are to be escorted to their cars by security staff if they leave the office after dark. Like, I once had to work until 11 pm on some data migration and I walked alone to my car (keys clutched between my fingers and other hand on…

What if I told you violently assaulting someone is worse than telling a lie about someone, as reflected in the sentencing structures for rape and false allegations? What if I told you that it’s okay to be more upset about a thing that happens at an exponentially higher rate than the other thing?

Y’all...I can’t stop looking at the different skin colors of her hand vs her face.

-1. No bees.

I. Need. This. To. Resolve!

THIS. 98.687 percent of the population between the ages of 21-65 has a laptop, a smart phone, and an internet connection. NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK IN AN OFFICE.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

Krispy Kreme sucks.  Discuss: