Wrong on both counts. By what definition does this thing fail to be a sandwich? What disqualifies a hotdog?

I would argue that it’s a sandwich because a vertical cross-section (1) contains all the major elements of the whole and (2) could be held in the hand.

My friends and I came to the conclusion that handheld-ability is part of the sandwich definition but it’s more about structural integrity than size. That is, the sandwiching element has to be the sort of thing you could hold in your hand if it were an appropriate size. Some of this may be due to the very disparate…

By what definition does this cake thing fail to qualify as a sandwich? Count me with the Lannisters (in this and nothing else).

Why aren’t macarons or this cake thing sandwiches?

What preposterous definition are you using where an Oreo isn’t a sandwich? I disagree with most everything you’ve said but that one point in particular sticks out.

Lasagna is a sandwich. Parfait is unlikely to be a sandwich though I suppose it depends on what the layers are.

A mille feuille is a sandwich, most wedding cakes (all layer-type cakes) are sandwiches, a two-crust pie is not a sandwich.

What kind of pound cake have you had that you couldn’t use it for sandwiching?

• Is pound cake an acceptable “bread”?

“What are you making for the party?”

You can absolutely hold a crepe though?

This is exactly the sort of thing I need to be reading on about three hours of sleep at the ass-end of a deeply boring work Friday when I’m about 50% caffeine. I apologize that this will be long and increasingly incoherent.

Someone please explain to me why they made a 30-second trailer for a 48-second film.

That is a strange position to take. If you consider this petty, why do you care at all? But let me address your post:

A: You’re conflating the concept of “biological sex” (which itself contains several things such as genital anatomy, hormone levels, etc) with that of gender. There is nothing that “goes against biology” in not having a gender.

I imagine there was concern that most people associate “in vitro” with in vitro fertilization and they didn’t want to invite the idea that their products are made of fetal tissue.

I started dating a guy in middle school (to the extent that one really “dates” anyone in middle school) but when we ended up at different high schools I realized that I no longer wanted to date him. I had no idea how to do this so I kept putting it off and he kept showing up at my school during lunch or after class to…

While this specific question does seem pretty obvious, dealing with death in polite company is weird and not something that’s really covered under “basic human interaction”.

Assuming a standard set of 32 adult teeth, 30 cavities works out to 0.9375 cavities/tooth. It is also possible to get more than one cavity in a single tooth, not that I know from personal experience or anything... Go to the dentist more than one a decade, children.