No snark, the third paragraph is one of the best things I've read in a while. Kudos Sam.

Aww, you remembered.

Idiot. +1

To my knowledge, all the pieces you're referring to were written by Dave McKenna. He's far and away the best sportswriter in DC (apologies Sally Jenkins, who rocks), wrote for the City Paper, and pissed off Snyder enough to get sued. I like the fact that he spends time on all area sports, and Deadspin gives him an…

Always nice to see such positive news about my high school.

I have a hunch that's not the first DP Jeter tricked someone into.

I guess he wasn't aware you can have a tie in a mug shot.

Officer: And these pictures here, you claim they're not porn?

Officer: And these pictures here, you claim they're not porn?

I like to look at #7 as a goal more than a warning. Newer cars have it so they can be configured for a certain speed. Set it to 100 mph and you get a nice little reward "ding" any time you hit it. Not on public roads, of course.

I finally got back in town from vacation and headed straight to the dealer to check this out. Luckily, I have a sort of relationship with them, so they were nice enough to start her up for me. Good god.

Because part of where I would want to drive it includes a track, I went for the M235i. I'm outside of Washington, DC, so a trip to Summit Point Raceway would be a must. The roads around here can't compare to when I used to live in Colorado, but a day trip out Route 66 to Shenandoah NP, the Blue Ridge Parkway, and…

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Yes. Dunn, Kennedy, Davis, etc were drunk, which is inexcusable. Dean was just a dumb guy treated public roads as a race track. As a race driver, he should have known better.

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Bill Walton - Acid casually.

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Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

No "Now I'll never go golfing again"?