Today’s Code 45* isn’t exactly breaking news. It’s really just a confirmation that El Pez Globo Naranja isn’t at the World Economic Forum because he cares about - or even has any fucking clue about - the “world.” Nor is he there because he has even a vague interest in, let alone any intellectual understanding of,…

Trump himself spreads those rumors. He wants the world to believe he’s a virile and randy sex machine to disguise his incestuous yearnings and lust for teen girls. There’s not a woman on earth who’d voluntarily go anywhere near that shapeless wad of jiggling greasy flab and we all know it. He starts and spreads those…

This is one of my greatest fears as a middle school principal. I am constantly looking into bullying issues, recommending kids (victims AND bullies) to counseling, and contacting parents/guardians trying to work out solutions and end the bullying issue. Kids are smart, though, and with the advent of snapchat and other…

Jesus Christ...I used to get by with the mantra of “I have to live with these assholes for 6 hours a day, but I have to live with myself for the remaining 18.”

My parents, my mother especially was fucking fierce when my sister and I were kids. Both my parents are well educated Caribbean Americans, but my mom grew up with eight older brothers, and a farmer father who was the type who once, after a neighbors wife sought refuge in my grandparents’ yard after an especially…

Do yinz think sex addiction is real, or just something that people trot out as an excuse for their shitty sexual “exploits”? It seems like as soon as people (usually men) get called out for cheating, harassment, being a sexual predator, etc that’s their first excuse. And I tend to think that’s just another way to…

I wouldn’t take Trump’s assessment of what is, or is not, disgusting all that seriously. I’m sure he thinks his balls are just fine.

My cats won’t share their sandbox w Chump. They are smart kitties. Also afraid of being “grabbed” by him!

I hope Pizza Rat sneaks in the penthouse and drops a pepperoni turd on his face while he sleeps.

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

I wonder if there is a staffer whose job it is to crush up anti psychotics and sprinkle them over his ice cream, discreetly. It’s time to sack that unreliable and inconsistent knob and replace them with someone who is a little more heavy handed and takes more pride in their job.

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

It’s on my to do list now - right after I have sex with John Mayer and get a bra that shoots whip cream.

My personal favorite was, “You have to call the police now.” Oh, NOW you need someone to come save your worthless, racist behind when all you had to do was shut the fuck up in the first place. Three steps to the left and miss me with that, mmmkay?

Obligatory.

This administration is not going to be happy unless every single thing on this planet is ruined - and then they will be angry that there is nothing left to ruin.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

So I guess this is the place to talk about this: