Two off the top of my head: The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein, and I Know This Much is True by Wally Lamb. Beautifully written and stuck with me for weeks. The first is supposed to be in development for film (optioned by Patrick Dempsey, and frankly he’s perfect for the lead). Please don’t screw it up. The…

I feel your pain. After trying on every pair of glasses at the optometrist, the very cutest (on me) were from the Kardashian Kollection.

I’ve heard he optioned my favorite book of all time, “The Art of Racing in the Rain” and frankly he's perfect for the lead. Bring it!

He is actually quite good in Band of Brothers. Plays a sadistic prick well.

The only thing that would make this better is if she got a cavity search, a cold shower while being scrubbed with a stiff scrub brush on a long handle, then deloused. Then, Big Boo for a bunkmate! (Hey! OITNB story idea.....fundy nutbag goes to jail for "upholding her values" and ends up in love with Boo, following…

You just know her mother has been chomping at the bit to open her blabbering yap about the events of the last week. I fear our respite is about over.

It’s an outrage but not entirely surprising. When a month goes by without a Family Values Conservative being involved in a gay sex scandal, that’s surprising.

Will somebody please link the Sean Patrick Flanery story? My google-fu is failing me.

Does anyone but me find it ironic that Buzzfeed exposed the removal of an article?

Thank you, lame site, for making me 7 years younger.

I think she is cute as hell and I’d love to have her by my bonfire sipping beer and doing a shot. Gorgeous and self deprecating is a good combo.

Years ago I was the ninth caller and won front row seats for The Allman Brothers. My friend and I didn’t care about the opening band so we got into a huge line to get two beers each so we wouldn’t have to get up during the Brothers set. After about a half hour in line, we were finally about five feet from the bar. Two…

I don't watch the show so I really don't have an opinion about it. I did read a really depressing blind item reveal about her on CDAN the other day that would go a long way towards explaining why she is a messed up individual (if true).

As I am wont to do, I looked up North Liberties on google maps to see what it looks like. First place I dropped down, what do I see? A big huge white Hummer right there at Brown and 3rd. Maybe your neighbor needs to be dispatched to put a nastygram under the wiper.

I ran into Chelsea Clinton, literally ran into her, in Sydney during the Olympics. I was rushing through the accreditation office, turned a corner, amd plowed right into her. I said “Oh! I’m sorry! Hi!” She smiled and said hi back. She is much tinier and cuter in person than photos show. I know so many right wingers…

I think you mean "infromed", friend.

Victoria could benefit from some light eyebrow pencil to even them out. It would make her pretty blue eyes pop.

I've got a baby nephew in Northern California who was diagnosed with stage four neuroblastoma at 6 months old. After four rounds of chemo, he's home, and we are all very hopeful that he will pull through this. That being said, I'd like to FUCKING STRANGLE the paranoid, willfully ignorant assholes that could very…

God, Sheri Shepherd sounds like an awful person. That baby is better off with no mother than someone who clearly thinks babies can be returned like a sweater that doesn't fit.

I switched to buying chicken thighs because a) they are tastier and b) less expensive than breasts. I completely agree with the rest of your post. It honestly feels like The Powers That Be want the unsightly poor to suffer as much as possible.