Have I got a guy for her.

Somehow this hurts Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich's chances to enter the hallowed institution of marriage a few more times, right?

"....as a way to torture women who were accused of facilitating a miscarriage." Frighteningly enough, there is a portion of modern Americans who would gladly put his torture device back into operation.

Ha! The crazy chef with the bones is my story, and I'm no Kendall Pine.....Kendall Pine shall henceforth be my nom de guerre.

Nothing beats the majesty that is Sammy Smith of Fleamarket Montgomery.

*swoon* I'm old enough to be his mother who had him very young, and I'd go full cougar on him. Besides being very visually appealing, he's got the goods inside. What a doll.

Fuck this asshole with a fire ant covered Louisville Slugger. Seriously.

Elizabeth Warren's diarrhea has more intellectual depth than the entire Palin Klan. Curse you, John McCain, for bringing this vapid shyster to national prominence. THAT will be your legacy, asshole.

It is sad that I actually expected him to walk. I'm more surprised that he didn't. I hope this brings a modicum of peace and closure to her family.

That one is easier to work on too.

I met my husband in 1993. We were in the same National Guard unit. We were both married, no attraction, pretty much just acquaintances. In 1997 we were TDY to Nellis AFB, NV and ended up on the same group drinking beer. A picture was taken that night we were both in. Fast forward to 2004, I had been divorced a while…

Because the guys don't want to work with a bunch of bald women. I have very long, thick, curly hair which I managed to get up into a tight bun really quickly when I learned that the Air Force barber would hack it off if I couldn't.

I served for 26 years alongside many black women who wore their hair as depicted in the photos (not the headband, though). They looked tidy and professional and it in no way negatively impacted their job performance. This was an unnecessary rule. You deal with individuals who don't comply with regulations by adopting…

I wonder how many that are defending Turd Nugget also thought the Dixie Chicks should shut up and sing.

My husband was one of the very few servicemembers who had an immediate and dangerous reaction to the anthrax vaccine. He blacked out on the spot and was in the ICU for a week. If you got yours in the military I urge you to make sure it is in your records. Anthrax has been linked to early onset arthritic conditions…

A friend of mine did a rotation in a hospital here in Atlanta. She swears this is true. A guy came in with unexplained abdominal pain. After going through the normal troubleshooting and not getting any answers they did a CT scan. He had dozens of small oval objects throughout his digestive track. They finally got…

It doesn't even go into effect till 2015. They are charging for healthcare they are not providing. Sounds like fraud or me.

So what did he smell like?

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!