First to point out this is not a spear. It's a slash. Spearing is way worse. Not that this was not bad.

I did love Alex's response - "Oh, no."

Fuck you, vodka and Blue Moon. YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.

It's Snyder's decision, not Goodell's, and yes, Snyder is too stupid.

The related problem with 3-on-3 is you can't really get a penalty during that OT unless they're willing to allow 3-on-2 situations, which seems to go way too far - and you can't have a situation where a penalty doesn't have consequences.

What's the negative aspect of the nets? Other than loss of t-shirts?

Also Brandon Snyder has been a major league regular.

I would never call saving a penalty kick "fairly easy". Penalties are supposed to go in, so any save feels great for a keeper.

Right but it would be efficient. It would be all over the place knocking shit over. It's all about the imagery.

Agreed - Tom sounds like he's disagreeing with their decision to pull the goalie, but it's always the right move.

Anyone else feel like these emails are none of our fucking business?

Moons Over My Sammy, with extra sausage?

Seattle - is that a suburb of Portland? I don't know Maine too well.

I love the word THRICE.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Yes, they should have, but you can't reverse it on that basis (if it goes in before the whistle blows, it's in). It happened so quick they probably didn't have time to blow the whistle - usually they make sure for a second that they still can't see it before blowing the whistle, and by that time it was in the goal.

Though I know you're referring to the NCAA death penalty aka banning the program, but I like to think you're referring to the real death penalty.

Peyton Manning is more dedicated to football than you will ever be to anything in your life.

I am okay with your proposal but in that case it's putting ketchup on scrambled eggs, I, IV, II, Balboa, III, getting hit by a car, V.

If by "there is no V" you mean to willfully ignore that POS, I can respect that, although I like to at least recognize that it exists, and put it last. Correct order is I, IV, II, Balboa, III, V.