An innocent request for 25¢ for a hamburger today, to be gladly repayed on Tuesday, leads to one of the great porn films of the 1940s: "Ayn Rand Meets Wimpy!"

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

I'm sure you're right, and I have no idea what's going on inside of that big, thick skull of his.

Fuck you ESPN. Fuck you right up the ass.