“What do the legend of Zelda and the American Tax Code have in common?”

...that the only way to actually earn Rupees is the violent redistribution of wealth by coming into your homes and smashing your shit?

...that 1% who have the most rupees hide them in pots and tall grass (HEDGE FUNDS GET IT!?) rather than putting…

the man mistook me for the catering staff literally an hour into a fundraiser where we sat at the same table and had some conversations. many in the community agree his is racist and glad he’s finally gone.

He’s telling his base that “the media” is stealing his presidency. When Muehler comes down with the hammer. and he will soon, he’s never going to admit that he did anything wrong. It will all be a blame-others game and he just wants his base to have that perspective as well.

Remember comically long pointy toes on pumps? What a time, what a moment.

if I never see a “fancy” polyester satin camisole with jeans and stiletto heels again in my life I will be something remotely approaching happy.

I am embarrassed to be an American with this dehydrated cheeto diarrhea for president

Hahahahaha sure dude, we’ll split off and be a state called Chicagoland, and you all can live in “OMG holy shit we have no money for anything”. Enjoy that.

HAHAHAHA Park Forest. It’s one of the suburbs furthest from Chicago that, like the rest of the southern suburbs, is an economically poor, business-less wasteland, full of cheap land, old, decrepit businesses that have been gone for decades, and a place where there is absolutely nothing to do.

That might be the most shameful part of this (for her). It really seems like all of these Trump stooges are basically “playing house.” Linton thinks she can become the next Jackie O by dressing up and posing as she steps out of a plane with her charlatan of a powerbroker husband. Ivanka thinks she can divest…

Nope, she’s the asshole who wrote a “memoir” in which she lied about volunteering in Africa, invented stories about evil African mercenaries and wild escapes and other bullshit, and made it clear that she’s racist, clueless, and untalented.

Is there any chance that this will give pause to Trump’s working class supporters?

Everyone’s racist. Whenever someone tries to control a conversation by accusing you of being racist, agree with them and watch them lose control of the conversation. Works every time.

This is perfect. The reason we can never have a conversation about someone being racist is that literally no one thinks they’re racist. The idiotic definition we’ve all agreed on is something like “hating others for the color of their skin.” But these people hate minorities for *reasons*.

Of course not. They don’t see themselves as “working class” but as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” who fully expect all that wealth to trickle down.

“...she does not receive compensation for products she mentions.”

Cats kill things for fun. Don’t think those little bastards get off the hook...

It’s unhinged and embarrassing for the country when Don Lemon is the one showing gravitas and insight.

“Hey everyone! Let’s go buy go go records corner of Florida and 7th!” Said no tour group to D.C. ever.

Bingo. Along with a dash of “entitlement” that let’s them think they can don blackface and then claim they didn’t know anyone would take offense and/or be “shocked” that someone found it offensive. MFer, you knew...

That is quintessential white trouble-making, like that one asshole who makes every effort to use the word “niggardly” and is shocked when people react badly. Or the idiot who sports a swastika but swears she’s trying to reclaim it and goes on about its’ pre-Nazi origins. It’s that insidious “plausible deniability”…