We’re going to need a bigger bag.

I have tried to watch that video three times, but every.damn.time I can’t get past his self-righteous screed about Jim Acosta being “cosmopolitan” because he had the audacity to ask Miller if the English requirement meant that only people from England and Australia were being allowed in. Of course Acosta was being…

That was a masterclass in right-wing argument tactics.

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

Given the amount of homophobia and transphobia in the black community, this isn’t just a ‘white issue.’

Otherwise it’s just an unfunny version of those man babies who pop up to say “Muslims are killing women, why don’t you care about that?” and “others have it worse, so your issues don’t matter.” bullshit.

His jokes suck, but this line...

Remember when that woman in, I believe it was Georgia, just recently won an election running on a platform in which she literally said she didn’t support paying people a livable wage? Good times, good times.

The part where he says it’ll increase wages cracks me up.

“This competitive application process will favor applicants who can speak English,” Trump said in a press conference.

Just to reiterate: in a sane world, THIS would be the early gaffe to end all gaffes for the Trump administration.

Fuck these people.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

Considering that her father is the opportunistic, cynical liar who represents the opposite of how you describe your father (though maybe Mike Huckabee can barbecue a decent rack of ribs), where would she have learned honesty and decency?

Ok, can I somehow help him move the fuck out then!?

There’s this, too. Which unexpectedly made me tear up a little. It’s pretty low on the scale of hateful comments but something about his contempt for something held so high in the dreams of so many little boys and girls. I certainly never thought about being President when I was a kid but I remember the first time I…

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

Yes.

Look, I’m the least racist person there is, but would you want your daughter marrying one of these bus seats? Some sort of lesbian polyester bus-human sin fest? Think of the bus-human mixed-race surrogate hijab terror children.

“I have a family of four” means two of them are her kids. One is a grandchild. And she counts herself, because she is a person in her family. Perhaps before casting aspersions about all the kids she’s having (which, I guess she had all on her own via immaculate conception with no man involved whatsoever because…