I’m thinking about the people with him who didn’t say “Why are you still eating that?”

“And I feel like Dear Abby led me to waste a sizable chunk of my grocery budget.”

Right? Are you eating a couple bites of cake or just trying to stuff as much frosting into your mouth as possible?

Yeah duh. If you have a severe allergy to something, it will kill you if you eat a bunch of it. And maybe never eat pancakes, or anything else for that matter, that taste like rubbing alcohol. Rubbing alcohol is not food.

The 19-year-old kept eating his pancakes despite the bad taste, but everyone in his company were grossed out and threw their pancakes away.

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

After reading that, I’m glad I never found her on social media.

Expose them to increased risk and chance of death. That’s always the playbook, when it comes to anti-trans bigots, whether they’re social conservatives, TERFs, religious fundamentalists, or others cut from the same cloth. Make trans folks hurt, make them invisible, push them to the margins, and maybe kill them if you…

This was my first though: Surely all it would take is a single call from Spielberg.

1) How the hell do you not invite the star of a movie nominated for Best Picture, and 2) Are we really saying that Steven Freaking Spielberg can’t make one phone call and get this remedied immediately? 

Judging by the hairdo, he didn't just leave Arcade Fire, he ran. He ran so far away. 

I loved him in the first episode of Party Down. "NO BLINKING LIGHTS! NO BLINKY-BLINKY! YOU'RE ALL DEAD!". 

Kim clearly has a type.

These are the kinds of people that would send a child back to Ukraine on a plane by themselves because the child ended up being too “damaged” (i.e. traumatized) and/or isn’t grateful for being “saved”.

TIL Dwight was in Galaxy Quest.

Same thought, frankly most of these seem like crazy things to put on a kitchen counter outside of the sponge and purse things.

Through his teen years and rise of his career Noah’s mother was being victimized by his stepfather with all the “well what were YOU doing” that takes place in those situations. Penultimate incident involved her getting shot in the head, luckily she survived it. The last part of the 10 minute segment was him explaining…

This author is far too delicate to exist in my world.

It’s 2022. No one likes slide shows.