A manic pixie who works at a marijuana farm? She’s a THC Tinkerbell.

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

I live in Pennsylvania. When I wanted to volunteer at my kids’ schools, I had to take a three hour mandatory training on spotting grooming, sexual abuse, and what to do if you even think its happening.