Exactly what I was thinking. If this is something the normal elite media Twitter bubble is tittering about, Trump’s people really don’t give a shit at all. “Let them mock us,” Bannon must be thinking. But if this becomes a meme in the broader popular culture that everyone jokes about — how blatantly and stupidly they…

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

I said this last time, I’ll say it again: I’m so happy he’s the new coach of Team USA. You couldn’t ask for a better ambassador

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

LePage gets into fights with Stephen King. I’m Team King so fuck LePage.

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

Obama isn’t a demagogic asshole who cynically uses the worst, most base impulses of people to propel him to power.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

Ben Carson is a yawn made sentient.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

God I can’t believe he is going to be gone. The last adult in Washington is trying to make us feel like America isn’t over.