I have a feeling that she’ll pick able to pick any job her “little” heart desires in the NBC universe come 11/9. She has withstood SO much for a year and a half. She’s a fucking champ, and you can tell NBC recognizes it.

He is such a piece of hot flaming garbage.

After this is over she deserves a long vacation and her own timeslot on MSNBC.

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

Speak for yourself. I’m disgusted and livid.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

God, Chaffetz is a shitbag. He’s the Shkreli of Congress.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I don’t see the point. Both nations already possess enough warheads spread across submarines, silos and mobile launch devices to fully nuke each other many times over.

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

I’m going to give it to the cops with this one

Counterpoint : if you don’t read the comics, avoided the chatter and conjecture all summer and just watched the show last night, like I did, it was totally worth it.

Well, that’s some serious trolling, Sarah. You do know that Malik Obama is not American, don’t you (unlike his half-brother, the president, who most certainly is American)? And are you aware that one reason Malik Obama is estranged from his half-brother, the president, is that Malik is pro-Hamas. I’m pretty sure he’s…

I saw someone refer to Clinton’s outfit as a ‘white Lady Gandalf pantsuit. Now I want to make ‘#ladygandalfpantsuit’ a thing.

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