Might as well go out as he came in.

Roses are Red

Roses are red

“reportedly intends to play in 2016.”

If you’re talking about that missed Russell Wilson intentional grounding/safety in the first quarter, I wholeheartedly agree.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

He’s so bad! He’s so bad. I love him.

Here’s a sneak peek behind the curtain.

Yeah. the toilet.

I tried watching it a while back but I couldn’t get into because so many of the jokes have been sort of canonized to the point of familiarity. Also, Woody Allen movies are fucking garbage, especially the ones WITH Woody in them.

SHUN THE UNBELIEVER!

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

“That is exactly why I would not support a Muslim as starting striker for the US men’s national team.”

Do these look the same to you

Serves these people right for going to a god damn godsmack show in the first place.

Bang-up because our brains literally feel like they’ve been jouncing around in the back of a car barreling down a road that is nothing but potholes and scattered roadkill right

Agreed. Lost in the “Let Boogie be Boogie” narrative is the fact that for all his skills as a player he is a terrible teammate on the court. I’d take more stock in it being Karl’s fault if it weren’t for the fact that Cousins has shown he’s uncoachable with anyone. This myth that Malone had finally reached him is just…

It’s only “out of bounds as fuck” if you accept the clearly broken and untenable NBA rule book. That’s the problem with basketball these days; everybody is trying to protect what they have and aren’t willing to embrace creative solutions to old problems.